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This shows how much I use my Wiimotes. Look at dat corrosion! XD;;

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And if you need more proof that I've abandoned my Wii family, here's a Wii Nunchuck still in the wrapper. Wooooowwwww... This is what happens when there hasn't been an Animal Crossing on console in nearly a decade. XD

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And those aren't going to help me play Breath of the Wild, so I guess they're worthless. Oh well! I'll go play with my Giant Women using the even worse Joy-Con controllers. They're so small and awkward, even attached to the Switch! O_O;;

Love the game, hate the console.
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I wish I was playing BotW right now. My horse Foalony and I got places to go. I named him "Foalony" because I killed the Bokoblin riding him, then I stole him (then rode like hell away from the rest). GRAND THEFT HORSE. XD

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Type the rainbow~

Better.
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Well, old Sundowner has been retired from my service and now is becoming a Linux machine. He served me well, and now, I have a new machine! Say hello to Arcticgolden, a Hackintosh running Mac OS Sierra with a 4.01GHz Intel Core i7 processor, 64GB OF RAM (16GB is paltry, Apple. Get with it), an NVIDIA Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1060 Xtreme graphics card with 6GB of onboard video RAM, and 2TB hard drive. I think this will be sufficient for my 3D sculpting needs. Already Astropad actually runs. iPad sketching~ :D

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And of course since this isn't a real Apple, I feel no problems putting stickers on the case. I guess there's nothing wrong with putting them on an Apple, but I just feel weird since I paid so much and they're so pretty. XD;; The cute Apple Shibe is by Mamath. It's not a real Apple! It's a... Shibe? XD

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And here's the rest of the stickers. I've been waiting a long time to put the Lilly Piri rainbow deer sticker on something as well as the awesome Microsoft ♥ Linux sticker. I think waiting for Arcticgolden was the best call. I've left a little bit of room for future awesome too.

OK, now time to get back to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (thanks for lending it to me, Alisha!!). Maybe I can stop being stupid and charging all the Bobolinks at once. Maybe, just maybe, I can use stealth for once. XD

Nah.
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