So I just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and rather go on and on about how many things were wrong with it, I give you an illustration of the scene that I feel represents everything wrong with this movie: Shia LaBeouf swinging from vine to vine with monkeys. I'm serious. This actually happens. The monkeys feel sorry for him being knocked off the Duck during the big car fight in the jungle, so they teach him to swing from vine to vine.

I'm going to play some Wii Fit to get my mind off the movie. Ugh...

I hope they'll put me down.