I woke up to a waterfall in my house this morning. I ran around screaming and trying to save things. Fortunately, my house has many holes in it, so the water drained away once we stopped the leak from the tub upstairs. It smells weird, but that's what happens when a 120 year old house gets wet.
Ah well... Can't worry too much about it. It'll get fixed, and I'll dry things up when it does.