I woke up this morning to this scene. "Where's my car?!" I thought. There was only a wall of branches and leaves. The car was on the other side. A branch from the old tree had fell during the night. It was a pretty big one, about as wide as my torso. I think it bounced off my car. There's a small dent on the side of the hood, but I don't think it was a direct hit. I think the branch hit leaves first and then the end that was attached to the tree hit my hood. The car drives fine, and I'm not too worried. I didn't even hear it fall!

Feeling better! Back to work!

No, they don't help you.