Wheehoo! Today is awesome! Not only is my poor Wii being fixed (it died last Sunday), but I got my birthday present from Harry Lime early!

I HAS AN IPHONE 3GS!

Yup, I've finally upgraded. Oh, is it so small and cute! In keeping with my tradition of naming Apple products after apple varieties, I named this one Astrachan after the White Astrachan variety. It was either that or Honeycrisp (which are delicious), but I think Astrachan is a better name (it's cuter). I can't wait to start taking pics! Stabilization! Auto-zoom!

Shit, it's the Fourth tomorrow! I need to get some ammunition! To the fireworks stand!

THANK YOU!!